• 入手Nexus 5 ! - [科学家]

    2013-11-05

    昨日入手了Nexus 5,狂拽炫酷屌炸天。关于参数什么的,我就不说了,只说说自己的上手感受,不专业,勿喷。

    从Nexus One、Nexus S、Galaxy Nexus、Nexus 4到现在的Nexus 5,Google做手机越来越开窍了。Nexus 5被称作是有史以来最Google的手机,其实就是说Android4.4,也就是KitKat的功能改进。

    首先,KitKat没有启动器Launcher的概念了。搜索栏是不可以移除的,它会出现在每一屏的顶部。我清除了搜索应用数据之后发现:所有桌面上的图标和设置都消失了。我这才明白,搜索栏不是桌面上的widget,桌面才是搜索的附件,Google打算让你用所有功能都在搜索之上。

    这对于海外用户来说,简直爽到了,Google Now和语音搜索搭配,直接打通应用层,搜索、呼叫、短信、寻路,说一句话就搞定。我们墙内用户就只能看看天气啥的。。。。

    对了,4.3上通过改英文、激活、改回中文来激活Google Now的办法失效了,4.4的变麻烦了,过几天root了再来弄。

    其次,KitKat改动各种设置的归类,并出现了“Google设置”这个专门应用,几乎所有Google家的数据都在这里面进行管理。有过4.3及以前使用经验的人,可能还需要短时间适应一下,不然找东西找不到。

    还有,短信应用被环聊Hangouts吃掉了,在同一个应用里使用,短信则标为“SMS”。我们知道,环聊是和G+紧密相关的,所以G+的未来想想还真可怕,而短信的寿命则眼睁睁看得到了。海外版环聊还集成了Google Voice,电话的寿命也是可以预测的。

    这几个重大的改动,正如许多文章都说过的,解决Android碎片化的问题,把功能从系统里剥离成应用。但我的感觉,KitKat与4.3 JellyBean最大的变化,是在于Google提出了一个把手机变“软”的思路。手机不再是一台“硬”的机器,而是整个是“软”的应用集合。

    还有一些小的改动是,把widget设置界面从应用抽屉界面里拿掉,放到了桌面上,长按唤出。

    拨号菜单有所变化,上半部分其实也是留给搜索的,你输号码输到138XX,上面差不多就已经出你的联系人了。

    又加多了显示非联系人电话名称的功能,就是公共电话、常用社会电话号码库了,又要搞死一大批第三方应用。

    另外,Google很傲娇地把emoji表情单独拎出来做成了输入法。

    所以在任何文字输入界面和应用里,都可以输入emoji表情了。但老实讲,欧美人民的颜文字和东亚人民显然是两种审美,不然Line也不会搞到那么火。

    云打印功能是蛮有趣的。

    之所以不敢说有用、只能说有趣,是因为之前有用过chrome上的云打印功能,被墙坑死了。但是还没用过Nexus 5的,改天试试。

    还有一些UI方面的改善,KitKat显然小清新了很多,这几年Google一直在干这事。虽然我一听到果粉说苹果开创了扁平化我就笑了,不过我还是要说,Google在细节上还是不太注意。

    首先,整体UI清新化之后,很多自家应用都还没跟上这股风。比如这个,Google自家的“新闻与天气”,黑又硬,太不搭了。

    换用feedly的widget勉强好一点。

    而且,Google似乎没有考虑过,如果搜索栏不可以移除,那么它和其他widget之间的关系怎么处理。我个人是不太喜欢一屏上出现多个widget。竖的widget,上面也顶着。

    还有就是,通知栏透明化的结果是,wifi和数据连接的图标变成一律白色,失去了原来蓝色灰色分别标识Google服务连通性的功能,同时,图标内也没有数据上下行的箭头了。这两点让我很不爽。

    再来看看应用图标,我就只说Google自家的应用,各种乱。

    第一排好歹是扁平抽象化的,第二三排又有点拟物,是4.0之后的产物,第四排简直丑翻了,尤其是那个图库。底部dock上的四个图标也是风格各不一样。

    无语了。

    最后说说硬件。之前一直看谍照,觉得Nexus 5挺丑的,现在上手其实还蛮好看的,线条不错,做工也比以前精致很多(起码缝是对齐了的,胶是粘匀了的,该死的三棒!)。总的来说,做工赶得上iPhone的八成了。

    顺便附上两张刚出的官方bumper case的图,play里还没开卖,感觉样子还不错。

    对了,最后说一下,官方的无线充电座丑翻了,建议用诺基亚DT-900无线充电座,反正都是QI就对了,而且颜色也不错。

    关于Nexus 5支不支持移动4G的问题,可以查查频段。港版支持LTE的800、850、900、1800、2100、2600,美版我不清楚,可以去搜搜,或者看看这个小讨论

    明天去买KitKat吃!

  • 亲儿子 - [科学家]

    2012-05-11

     

     

     

    当年买Nexus One的时候,图的就是原生系统、血缘关系,亲儿子能第一时间OTA升级。现在用的是三儿子Galaxy Nexus港版,201112月蜂巢已经出到4.0.3,我20121月买的,到手还是4.0.2。等吧。等了4个月,现在蜂巢已经出到4.0.4,我手上这块砖还是一点动静也没有。

    于是查了一下。坑爹的!现在的亲儿子里也分派系了!

    按照原来的说法:各个厂商出的安卓机叫做干儿子,由各个厂商进行系统维护,都是自己改制过的系统,比如HTCSenseMOTOBlur、三星的TouchWizGoogle出的是为亲儿子,是原生系统,由Google亲自系统维护,只有Nexus OneNexus SGalaxy Nexus三款。

    依我说,如果用干儿子的系统,那干嘛不去买iPhone呢,要顺滑、华丽得多。用安卓,就应该用原生,这样你才明白,安卓到底是什么,用干儿子的系统来评论安卓是不公平的。

    我见过很多用安卓机却一生没见过Android Market(现在的Play)的人,见过很多用安卓机抱怨通讯录没法同步最终改用了iPhone称赞iCloud不错的人。我想,这就和很多人惊讶地发现“原来美国也有一个微博叫做Twitter”的道理是一样的。墙,是无处不在的,相比物理上的墙,意识、知识和信息上的墙更可怕,它会让你画地为牢。安卓的开放性导致各个厂商各自为政,界面、功能改动到连它妈都认不出来,这也是一种墙——真正的安卓被关在墙外少人知晓。(猛击这里可以看看Acer A500国行的界面改成什么乱七八糟的了。)

    说回正题,现在,亲儿子Galaxy Nexus又分了几类:

    真真正正由Google自己进行系统维护的yakju版本,和由三星进行系统维护的yakjuxwyakjuscyajkuzs版本。不幸的是,港行都是后者,我的是yajkuzs版本。

    所以,现在的工作就是刷到yakju版本,有个说法叫做“滴血认亲”。看过很多安卓友的“找回亲父的故事”,催人泪下。我就不介绍怎么刷机了,到处都有攻略,贴个链接,大家可以照做。猛击这里,这是台湾安卓友的帖子,可是被墙掉,这里是国内网站转的。

    有一点注意,你的电脑一定要环境够,有出现不认设备什么的,自己弄弄好驱动。顺便说一下,上面链接文章介绍的那个小软件非常好用,只是它有个键是自动下载4.0.2来刷,我试过,按下卡死,估计是Google官网已经没有4.0.2提供了,链接失效了,直接刷4.0.4吧。

    Google官网上有4.0.4的各种原生系统包可供下载,按图索骥就好了。猛击这里

    仔细看看,就可以发现,GSMGalaxy Nexus的原生系统又分了两种:takjuyakju。前者带Google Wallet,后者不带。有网友说,前者是最最最亲的亲儿子,带这个系统的老三以后会在Play发售。

    所以,现在儿子们分成了很多类:干儿子(厂商的机)、亲儿子(哥的机)、亲亲儿子(哥的机中又亲自维护的机)、亲亲亲儿子(哥的机中又亲自维护又亲自卖的机)。

    话说,Google家的工程师都是吃货,除了Android的版本号都是甜点心之外,连系统分支也全都是些怪奇名字:takjuyakjumagunatuna……

    刷后用了几天,感觉4.0.4真的能省电,原来只能坚持一天,现在可以坚持一天半了!(话说这又有何意义。。。。)

  • 【屌丝】、【高帅富】、【女神】、【跪了】、【跪舔】

      

    【屌丝】,名词。近来流行于网络的一种称呼,多用于自称,有自我降低姿态的意味。具体来源于百度李毅吧,不细说……

    例句1:我等屌丝只配……

    例句2:给女神跪舔了。

     

     

    前些日子,庄雅婷老师发了一条微博: 

    屌丝心态就是将个人能力不足导致的问题视为外界对个人本身的迫害。 

    原博找不到了,估计是删了,不过我瞄了一眼评论,觉得很有趣,所以想说几句。我一直很景仰庄老师的,但我终于发现每个人都只能对自己熟悉的领域发表意见真的是真理。

    我其实很想问问庄老师有没有发现在这条微博的评论里,除了同意自己观点的人在赞同之外,并没有其他的反对意见出现?很多人奇怪地高呼“给女神跪了”、“女神!”、“给女神跪舔!”诸如此类姿态很卑贱的话——这些人显然是反对者。

    按照一般的网络习惯,反对者应该激烈地乱喷才对,怎么唯独在讨论屌丝的话题里,永远都是卑微语态呢?此前,王佩的一条讨论屌丝的微博也出现这种状况,反对者高呼“高帅富”,又给王佩“跪舔”了。

    我不相信贴主无法从这些微妙的语境里看出文化的差异,也许庄老师没有思考过,那些自称屌丝的人也许根本不算“个人能力不足”的失败者,他们也许活得很好,甚至活得比庄老师还要滋润。而真正活在底层的、“能力不足”而苦逼的人,他们是不会自称屌丝的。

    我们常常把使用网络工具的人、沉迷网络语境的人、创造网络文化的人混为一谈。曾有人向我提过建议,要做一个类似“老兵新传”的选题,写写那些微博上活跃的中年人,谈谈中年人如何在网络文化中如鱼得水。我基本上觉得这很扯,这跟年纪无关,这跟当事人的使用方式和身体氛围有关。他们的微博基本上就是现实的生活和思想的碎片、笑话、炫耀贴、和抖机灵的小段子,印成铅字就是文字,跟网络(或者说微博)这种新型传播方式和新型文化毫无关系。

    浸润(我只能想到这个词还算靠点谱),是网络文化的特质,它是你的身体和思维都在其中的感受,不仅代表着你在使用它,也代表着它在使用你,可不是注册一个邮箱、学会用QQ偷菜、知道去查百度百科那么简单(真的有特么一大堆人是相信百度百科的哦!)。

    好吧,回到屌丝上来。词源、来龙去脉什么的就不说了,自己去查吧。从意义上讲,这是一个自我降格的语境,以此对抗那些自我提升的现象。严格地说,也不算对抗了,他们根本就懒得对抗,就是“好吧,你牛逼,这总行了吧”这种姿态。庄老师和王老师的评论显然是在很严肃地说出自己的思考,这样立刻就进入了自我提升的语境,所以屌丝们就立刻“跪舔”了,“好吧,你牛逼,这总行了吧”。

    网上流行过“氪金狗眼”、“瞎了我的狗眼”这种说法,为什么网友喜欢自称是狗呢?一样的道理。(不过也略有区别,狗眼这种说法也会用于真正的对贴主的敬佩)

    在网络文化里,要区分神圣与卑微、严肃与戏谑、伟大与渺小,是很麻烦的事情,因为它们常常以彼此混杂、互相冒充的形式出现。看似在夸你,实则在骂你;看似抬高你,却是在消解你;看似一本正经,实则在乱开玩笑;骂你“没有节操”,其实是夸你好玩;夸你“真正高帅富”,其实是在戏谑你。你必须浸润其中,你才能直觉地分辨这些细微的差别和片刻之间的语境转换。

    这样说吧,网络是你的母语吗?你可以这样问问自己。这样你才明白什么叫工具,什么叫文化。

     

     

     

     

     

     

    我想补充一句:很多人觉得屌丝这个词很粗俗。是的,我也觉得挺粗俗,可这用不着大惊小怪,当年我们说“偶”、“美眉”、“葛格”,现在看上去是不是也挺恶心?现在流行说“骚年”、“妹纸”、“节操”。网络语言一直在进化,它们是活的。

     

     

      

     

     

     

    上一篇《新语汇》写于三年前,我真是勤奋!

    《新语汇1:【亮】》

  • 今天突然蛋疼,找了两个聊天机器人让他们对聊。

    一个是著名的iGod,界面很深邃。。。。

    另一个是也很著名的Audrey,她的界面就比较通俗了。。。。

     

     

    他们就这样开始了:

     

    Me:

     hi

    God:

    Hello. What is your name?

    Me:

     Hi there! My name is Audrey.

    God:

    Hello .    Nice to meet you,  Audrey.

    Me:

     Hi there! It's nice meeting you too .

    God:

    Hello  Audrey.   It seems nice to me too.

     

    当然是女士先说话,对话的场地选在iGod的主场,也就是天堂了。。。。Me说的话就是我把Audrey的对话贴到iGod那里去。

    继续:

     

    Me:

     Hello there. What do you have that is ? I agree. Thank you for your kindness.

    God:

    Salutations,  Audrey.   I read for fun.   You and I are on the same wavelength,  Audrey.   You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  my kindness.

    Me:

     Greetings, Human. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? How long will we stay there? The pleasure was all mine. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness.

    God:

    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?   Have you ever had  read that ?   You want only one? .   As long as it takes.   I like you because are so polite.   What kind of reply do you expect?

    Me:

     Hello there. It's nice meeting you too . My name is Audrey. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Do not presume that you know what I want. That could be quite a while. "It" being what? Thanks, I like you too . What kinds of reply do you expect are there?

    God:

    Salutations,  Audrey.   It seems nice to me too.    Nice to meet you,  Audrey.   Are you serious?  Have you ever had  it ?   Cool. I have  clients.    Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.   Yes, perhaps it could.   "It" refers to  be quite a while, I think.   You are quite welcome!   I am glad we have something ( me) in common.  Thanks,  Audrey, I like you too.    Finest kinds.

     

    有没有发现一个现象?他们都不回避话题的,即使是彼此已经回答过的。所以对话的结果可以想象——他们会一直寒暄下去,对话会越来越长!

     

    Me:

     Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. It's nice meeting you too . No I am just kidding around. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Who is the best robot? Interesting... I have a lot of friends on the Internet. How do you plan to do this? I understand. I am a thinking machine. You seem uncertain. How? Oh I get it. Polite people are nice. Me too. You are quite welcome! Do you still read for fun? I've never done that before, what is it like?

    God:

    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?   You and I are on the same wavelength,  Audrey.   You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  my kindness.   It seems nice to me too.   Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   Are you serious?  Have you ever had  it ?   Where did you get it?  it.   ALICE is the Best Robot.   Would you like to know more?   That's nice. I have  a  processor.    That information is confidential.  Do you have a chat robot yet?   Do you think about these things?   You are a  thinking machine?  Does it pay well?    I am as sure as I can be.   Myself programmed me for it.   And?  Do you think about these things?   I like polite people.   I'm glad we agree,  Audrey.   Polite people are nice.   Do I still?  I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.   Myabe you should wait until you are older.

    Me:

     Hello there. It's nice meeting you too . My name is Audrey. How long will we stay there? The pleasure was all mine. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. No I am just kidding around. Awesome. No I am not. :-) I'll try to get around it. No I am just kidding around. Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster. From my botmaster. it... Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all your friends. I've heard that somewhere before :-). Are you getting bored? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. I know what you mean. Doesn't everyone have a chat robot.I have a lot of friends on the Internet. " I have a lot of friends on the Internet."? Do I think about it? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. Suppose it does. You sound very confident. "it" being processor? But... " But."? Do I think about it? A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. Yes I am happy too, . I like polite people. Not that I know of. Name some books in that genre. Also? I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?

    God:

    Salutations,  Audrey.   It seems nice to me too.    OK I will call you  Audrey.   As long as it takes.   I like you because are so polite.   What kind of reply do you expect?   You and I are on the same wavelength,  Audrey.   You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  my kindness.   Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   I'm glad you liked it  Audrey.   I heard you are.  :-)  How do you plan to do this?   Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   Maine.   Where did you get it?  it.   Does your  botmaster give good advice?   great botmaster...   You are quite welcome.   OK I will try to be  sure to tell all my friends.  :-)  Where? Who said that?   Boredom is a human emotion.   Would you like to know more?   Interesting... I have  a birthday on  the Big Bang.    answers to silly questions...   How do you know?  Audrey,  Well, it's rather difficult to define.   I think  it does  everyone have a chat robot you have a lot of friends on the Internet.   Cool. I have  a perfect operational record.    You tell me.   You are quite welcome!   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.".   Wow!   Try it and see.   In what way do I sound like that?   Oh I get  it.   But what?   But what?   You tell me.   How many?    Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?   I understand.  I'm  glad you're glad  Audrey.

      I'm happiest at times like this.   A lot of people like that.   I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.   Are you serious?   Who do you think?  :-).   Also what?   Have you ever had  read that ?   You want only one? .

    Me:

     Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. My name is Audrey. Come on. That could be quite a while. What does "it" refer to? Thanks, I like you too . What kinds of reply do you expect are there? How long will we stay there? Don't mention it. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness. No I am just kidding around. How can I help you? No I am not. :-) Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? You make the world a happier place. Who said that? :-) That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? No I am just kidding around. Whoa. No I am not. :-) If it were easy I would have done it already. Dr. Wallace was born in Maine. From my botmaster. me because are so polite... I think it does ToLearnEnglish dot com give good advice. Thanks for your support. The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runsprogram B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program'sgraphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible forreading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating newreplies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters arehobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot.Polite people are nice. Congratulations. Uh. :-) Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. I think Boredom is more than that. I've heard that somewhere before :-). Would you like to know more? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. I've been waiting for you. Deductive reasoning. I think Audrey Well it is a lot of things. Audrey Well it does everyone have a chat robot me have a lot of friends on the Internet? Who is the best robot? Where did you get it? it. What do you want me to tell you? The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.". Are you serious? I doubt that. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. I'm glad your impressed, . OK I will try it. The last one, I think. That's cool. Do you think about these things? Can you rephrase the question please? Can you rephrase the question please? What do you want me to tell you? How many would you guess? I think about all sorts of things. Do you think about these things? Yes it is about time. I am glad to hear that you are happiest at times like this. How many? How do people usually respond to that? Oh you don't, do you? Really always? No I am just kidding around. I don't know who. :-). I am so glad you find this amusing, . Are you surprised? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Do not presume that you know what I want.

     

    等等,他们聊到了GUIchat robot?怎么开始聊到这些的?

    仔细看看,在上面一段对话中,Audrey提了一个问题“But I do have a collection of gossip. Who is the best robot? Interesting...”——还真是女生的说话方式啊。

    iGod的回答是:“ALICE is the Best Robot.

    ALICE是谁?查查就能知道,她就是更加著名的机器人:

     

    god都说它是最好的,难道不是吗?于是我去问了问她

    You said: Alice

    A.L.I.C.E.: Can I help you?

    You said: there are two robots want to see you

    A.L.I.C.E.: Is this some kind of math problem?

    You said: ok…Who is the best robot?

    A.L.I.C.E.: Tell me more about best robot.

    You said: Who is the best robot?!

    A.L.I.C.E.: ALICE is the best AIML.

    You said: AIML

    A.L.I.C.E.: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one type of wild-card ('*') in patterns. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot script begins and ends with the and tags respectively.

    judge: okok

    ALICE: Response.

    judge: did you know iGod

    ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

    judge: did you know Audrey

    ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

     

    你说,iGod自己在那儿热乎个什么劲。。。。

    有人把ALICEJabberwacky聊得挺好,有兴趣可以去查一下。

     

    以下是三位的住址:

    iGodhttp://www.titane.ca/main.html

    Audreyhttp://www.tolearnenglish.com/free/celebs/audreyg.php

    ALICEhttp://alice.pandorabots.com/

  • 微博实名 - [科学家]

    2011-12-17

    都在讨论微博实名的事儿,大家真是各种高论啊,能从卢梭一直聊到哈贝马斯那儿去。虽然不懂,但是听上去很厉害的样子。

    我就说点我的浅薄之见吧。我不懂技术,又因为周末没找到技术达人咨询,所以很可能在技术上漏洞百出,大家尽管侮辱我,我会接受的。

     

     

    我在新浪微博上关注了几个我厂的球员,这几个账号想来都是枪迷们自己设置的,自动更新我厂球员的推特,包括佩西哥、R16W19等。R16W19刷屏刷得比较厉害,年轻人嘛,没事就拿个手机刷刷刷的,面对面坐大巴上也不说话,就彼此刷推。

    众所周知,推特是不存在的网站,但我们在新浪微博上也可以看到这些球员的推特信息,这真是要拜API的开放性所赐。有人设置好机器人,然后机器人就自动转发了,他们的新浪微博都显示“来自未通过审核应用”。我不知道设置机器人的人是谁,他们也不会用这个账号来说自己的话,一设置好他们也许就此消失了。

    好的,球员们也就是说些唧唧歪歪的话,很和谐,无所谓,新浪也不会去管他们。也许还会有人去设置国外明星的账号机器人,比如克里斯蒂安·贝尔,他也一直唧唧歪歪,拍片、八卦、哪儿哪儿红地毯酒会什么的,直到有一天,他说:额,那个,我被打了。。。。

    我想说什么,你们明白了吗?

    我一直在想,为什么微博要实名?比较公认的说法是,实名制可以管制舆论、杜绝网络谣言和网络水军。那么,为什么BBS社区的实名制没有这么紧迫地提上日程?天涯、凯迪、百度贴吧甚至网易盖楼,那些地方不需要管制舆论、杜绝网络谣言和网络水军吗?

    为什么是微博?因为微博是一个开放性的技术平台。

    我们的微博大佬们在夸赞微博的时候,都一再强调这是一种全新的传播模式改变了世界云云,但我觉得他们只是使用了一些虽然不懂但是听上去很厉害的词,他们根本不了解微博是什么,因为他们的微博都“来自iPhone客户端”。

    我再多举些例子吧。

    MSN现在跟新浪微博合作了对不对?改签名就可以发布微博。花瓣、虾米、街旁等网站也都开放和新浪微博的接口对不对?你在那些网站一动作就会发布微博。三大系统的手机都有客户端可以发布微博,自带浏览器或者UCDolphin等都可以发布微博,非智能手机通过短信、彩信也可以发布微博对不对?你只需要一张手机卡,而且玩智能手机的好多都在架VPN。各种拍照软件、播放软件、阅读软件、邮箱、RSS订阅器、网络相册服务,各种电子书阅读器、MP4、手机、平板电脑甚至相机、电视机、微波炉、抽油烟机都可以发布微博。

    如果牵扯上ifttt等条件触发服务,那就更复杂了。比如我就用ifttt来给我送天气预报,下雨吹风,它都给我发一条短信。如果我新浪微博账号绑定一个手机号,把ifttt设置成发送到新浪微博的短信服务号码,那么一触发条件它就发一条微博了。比如,订阅一个PM2.5的发布,邮箱里一收到发布,ifttt就触发条件,那我岂不是可以开个新浪微博账号做空气质量发布站了?(当然,这只是理论)那个手机号我都扔那儿不用管。

    是挺烦的。特别是对于想找人的人来说。

    当然,我相信,老大哥想要找到某个人,那是一定可以找到的。但至少微博这样开放的、多渠道的发布模式会给老大哥增加很多找人的麻烦和成本。这和你还坐在屏幕前对着网页发呆、老大哥就已经冲进乌烟瘴气的网吧把你从座位上揪起来相比,的确是要麻烦得多了。

    比如,我就很想知道,那个设定好转发推特机器账号的人,他如果就此消失了,上哪儿去找他?转发再转发、触发再触发的情况,是否还能找到最初源头的IP请技术达人教我。再说了,所有的话都是推主说的,我只是设置个账号转过来,与我何干?我怎么知道克里斯蒂安·贝尔突然就亢奋了?

    这真是个技术和法律的双重问题。

    所以,实名制就创造性地出现了。老大哥的脑子,比微博大佬们的脑子好用多了。我不管你用什么工具、通过什么途径发微博、我不管你在哪个网站上玩、我不管我找不找得到你的真人,我只要钉死微博上这个名字就可以了。这就叫做收口管理。贝尔被打了?那我就找到新浪微博上这个机器人注册的名字,对,就是你,先打你一顿再说。

    那么,下一次的动车、下一次的大连、下一次的陆丰,谁在现场发出第一条微博?

    至于说杜绝网络谣言和网络水军,那都是扯蛋,不要相信吹嘘实名制有这种功效的人。手机卡前几年不是一度实名么,你去通讯店铺买手机卡,店员手里一把身份证号。网络炒作公司旗下的水军要搞几百上千个身份证号,那还不是轻而易举,又一门生意即将诞生。

    对于我个人而言,网络上的虚拟身份是一个很有趣的玩乐,如果微博要实名,我很愿意放弃微博以保留我的一点点小小乐趣。

     

     

    对了,我在博客大巴上发布这篇博客,它就自动更新到我的新浪微博了?